The ugly truth

kyaaaa~ FANTASTIC~ BRAVO~ PERFECTOO~ it is juz amazingly, ridiculously hilarious =)

why? oh wel~ apparently, accordin to shan~ i hv been making COMMENTS loud enough to be heard by the WHOLE CINEMA... so u noe~ how OUT OF CONTROL i am (it's not like i m a calm&cool person anyway - - heee~ aiyor~ i ll juz admit it)

nah, i wont go into details since it is kinda too r rated hahhaa~

anyway~ highly recommended ^ ^

so here is sum A.S. update~ i hv TWO lil stories to tell~

STORY 1

CHARACTERs: jo*k
SETTIN: carou's boost

k:so wat re u goin to hv?
jo: i ll hv MANGO MANIAC.
k: k~ i ll hv PASSION MANGO den~ oh~ wat is the different anyway? (i mean... both of them hv MANGO in them...)
jo: erm... not sure, we ll juz hv a try...

5 mins later...

jo: how's urs?
k: taste nice~ how bout urs?
jo: erm..... u want to hv a try?
k: yea. (DRINK) WOW! IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE MANGO AT ALL~!
jo: YEAA! i NOE~ taste like BANANA~
k: AGREE, dey should call it BANANA MANIAC~ god~ the name is so DECEIVING!
jo: HAHAHAHHA~ SHAN is goin to hate this~
k: lol we should let her hv a try =p

SHAN's comment: yea~ i noe! there is one mango thing in boost that has BANANA in it! didnt u guys read the ingredient thing?! i tried every of them except tat!

~end of story~


STORY 2

CHARACTERs: JUDE's friend*random
SETTIN: some bus stop
NARRATOR: JUDE

on a BRIGHT*SUNNY DAY (actually... i m not too sure bout the weather... anyway)
jude's friend was waitin for the bus~
a homeless(?) random dude came by~

random: give me money!
j's friend: i dont hv any money (show pockets, pockets' content: handphone )
random: AHH! i see! i ll hv ur HANDPHONE!
j's friend: can i say no?
random: NOW, i ll giv u two options. option A, i'll stab u right now. option B, u giv me dat damn phone! [ok.. i m kinda exaggeratin lol]
j's friend: r dere any other option?
random: OK, i ll giv u another option, u runaway right now.
j's friend: do i hv to run? can i walk?
random: ............... (= =) ok....

therefore, jude's friend end up walkin all the way to carou?

JUDE's comment: ahh, he has so much PRIDE!

~end of story~


so~ r u entertained? NO? ohhh... such disappointment...

here is another update den~ we hv a NEW love triangle lol~ the main FEMALE LEAD is ~

TADAA~ JO~ & the two MALE leads go to! colourful guy&&&~ JUNJO ROMANTICA lol

btw~ MAMA! PLEASE persuade PAPA to become a SUPERSTAR! all the best to our GRAND future plan =p

stupid sci comm! hate assignments T___________T c ya all~



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